Skills include: building shrines.  

No joke. To celebrate #NationalDessertDay, we built a 6 x 8 foot shrine for Tillamook's crazy-good ice cream sandwich, the Tillamookie. Our vision was to make the shrine a growing portal of deliciousness on Instagram, which would populate with fans' Tillamookie photos over time. Sadly, this is one of those beloved ad projects that never saw the light of day. Could we please pause for a moment of silence? 

Watch the making of the shrine below. Props to our fellow disciples, Fabienne Wente and Drew Botcherby, who helped us pull this off.